A Third-Rate Star Cut My Line, So I Made Him a Superstar

Today at the mall I finally reached the front of the line to buy an iced coffee.

A man slid in smoothly, right past me on my side.

"One jasmine iced tea."

He had on a black cap and a face mask.

I told him to go to the back of the line, and he just ignored me.

So I stepped in front of him. "Give me a jasmine green tea latte."

The man turned and stared at me hard.

"My time is valuable. Can't you just let me go first?"

"Nobody else has a problem with it. Why do you have to make such a fuss?"

I looked back at the people behind me. "He cut the line. Does anyone have a problem with that?"