After He Gave His Assistant Gardenias, I Left Him

My husband couldn't stand the smell of gardenias. Six years of marriage, and we didn't have a single plant in the house. Until my birthday. That was when I saw him buy out an entire flower shop to pick ninety-nine gardenias for his new assistant. He said she'd just been through a breakup and needed cheering up. I didn't argue. I just told the clerk to wrap up every gardenia that was left.