After His Sister Gave the Bouquet, I Gave Her the Bride

Halfway through my wedding to my fiancé, his childhood friends kept cutting in to come up and give their gifts. When it was his female buddy's turn, she pulled a bouquet out of her bag, one made from a used lace bra. The crowd started jeering, their glances sliding between the two of them, full of suggestion. "This piece here was left behind by Rob when he was eighteen. I saved it all this time just to give it to you today."