After My Husband Queued for Couple's Ice Cream With Stepsister, I Divorced

The husband who'd promised to take our son to the amusement park for his birthday

was standing in line to buy trendy ice cream with Celia Swanson, and I saw them on my way home from work.

I rushed over and grabbed his arm.

"Why are you here? Where's Herman?"

Mike James blinked, then hurried to explain.

"He's at the amusement park. I got him on a ride and set him up to play, and I just slipped away to buy ice cream with Celia."

Celia looked at me timidly.

"I'm sorry, Shelagh Fox. This ice cream is a limited release, they only sell the couple's set.