After My Wife's Best Friend Ate Free Daily, I Snapped

After my wife's best friend found out I'd opened a restaurant, she started bringing people in to eat every single day. In two months she ran up a tab of three hundred grand, and never once paid. The restaurant was bleeding money, and I finally couldn't hold back. I mentioned it to my wife's friend, asked her to settle the bill. Her answer, in front of everyone in the restaurant, was to take a big bowl of hot soup that had just been set on the table and throw it straight in my face: