Anniversary Betrayal

On our seventh wedding anniversary, I left work early to take my wife out for a surprise candlelit dinner.

Instead, she was standing at her first love's parents' funeral, giving a speech as if she were their daughter-in-law, promising to bear his children and carry on his family line.

When she saw me storming in, she simply waved it off, acting like she was just doing a small favor.

"Julian has no one left. I'm just helping him out."

"Don't be so immature. This is a solemn funeral, and you're really making this about your jealousy?"

I didn't even get mad. I just smiled.