Auctioned as a Living Buddha, I Overturned the Whole Room

After losing my job, I was scrolling through listings online and clicked into a site auctioning off Buddha statues by mistake. The auctioneer claimed the "living Buddha" they were selling worked in uncanny ways, capable of granting any wish, no matter what it was. Out of curiosity, I paid the hundred-dollar verification fee. Instead, they sent me a photo of a naked woman bathing. It was blurry, but I recognized the place at a single glance. It was my own bathroom.