Childhood Sweetheart Pranked Me, I Countered; Boyfriend Regrets Madly

The fifteenth time Ferdinand Stephens's childhood sweetheart dropped a bug down my collar, I stopped putting up with it and put her in the hospital. There she lay, head wrapped in white bandages. And she still wouldn't quit. "Where's my little bug? Did she crush it to death?" I showed her the sole of my shoe. "Here. There's your precious bug's corpse." "I stepped on it and squashed it flat."