Class Beauty Leads Ruins Trip; Underworld Intern Thrilled

The Underworld's civil-service track is brutally competitive these days, and even soul-reaping interns are now required to hold a bachelor's degree. To earn the diploma and hit my full-employment numbers, I spent four years undercover as a college student in the mortal world. By day I was a nobody nobody noticed; by night I ran a dark-web group chat to lure my targets in. It took real effort, but I finally tricked all thirty-some fugitives with lives on their hands out to the abandoned meatpacking plant on the west outskirts. All I had to do was wait for tonight, Ghost Night, and take the whole lot of them in one sweep.