Cry For Losing Me

When I found out that my online boyfriend’s company had accepted me, I was over the moon.

I even bought an expensive dress and made plans to meet him tomorrow.

But that night, I saw my photo in the company’s new hire chat.

In the photo, my face was covered in swollen acne, my eyes were darting around nervously, and I looked ugly and insecure.

Soon, someone @-ed Zach:

“Zach, I heard this woman is your new girlfriend?”

The chat exploded in an instant:

“Holy crap, did this face get hit by a nuke?”

“Zach, your taste is way too unique.”

Very soon, Zach replied: