Five Years of No Touch

We had been married for five years, but my wife had never let me touch her because of her deep insecurity.

To test if I would cheat, she flirted with me using various burner accounts on Snapchat. She even asked her gorgeous cousin to tempt me in person.

Faced with her crazy mind games, I decided I had had enough.

Since you went out of your way to send your hot cousin to seduce me,

I’ll just give you exactly what you asked for, and make you regret it for the rest of your life.

"Vanessa, you have to test him for me. I’m so worried he’ll cheat on me and break my heart."