Go 50/50? Get Lost, You Cheap Freeloader!

At my engagement party, in front of all our family and friends, my fiancé, Ethan Carter, suddenly projected a massive, detailed Excel spreadsheet onto the giant screen.

"Chloe, since we’re getting married, we need to settle our accounts for the past three years."

"During our relationship, you drank 152 Starbucks lattes. I don’t drink sweet stuff, so you owe me for all of them."

"We stayed in hotels 58 times. You were the one who wanted to use condoms to avoid getting pregnant, meaning you were the sole beneficiary. So, you need to cover the full cost of those."