Intern Changed WiFi to Insult Me, So I Ruined Them

Back home after two weeks away on a business trip, I couldn't get the WiFi to connect, so I called my boyfriend. "William, did you switch internet providers? The username and password won't connect no matter what I try." There was a lot of noise on his end. He gave a low chuckle and said, "Mm." "The username is 'five sessions of cardio a day'..." I raised an eyebrow and glanced at the cherry-flavored lip balm someone had left in my palm.