Maid Stole My New Car for Wedding, I Locked It

I'd just gotten home from a business trip when I saw the housekeeper sticking wedding decorations onto my brand-new Maybach. "Sylvia, dear, my son's getting married in a few days. This car of yours is passable enough, so it can be the lead wedding car." "Remember to wash it clean the day before and fill up the tank. Put plenty of cigarettes and top-shelf liquor in the trunk too." "And dress festive for the day. Be up by five to come with me for the drive to fetch the bride."