Marriage Made Me Squeeze the Rush-Hour Subway; I Wed by Nine Helicopters

For this day, my wedding day, I put on a custom-made bridal gown that cost three million and was set with ninety thousand crystals. The train alone ran five meters long and weighed fifty pounds, and it took ten bridesmaids to carry it for me. But the Rolls-Royce motorcade that was supposed to arrive at seven sharp to bring me to the ceremony was nowhere in sight. On the phone, my groom, William Delgado, spoke with an urgency he couldn't quite hide: