Mocking My Son for Taking the Bus? He Rides a State Limousine

On the first day of school, the parent committee started collecting information on everyone's pickup and drop-off vehicles, saying it would help the school with safety management. "Hunter's mom, your family drives a Maybach, right? We'll put Hunter in the middle of the front row." "Kiki's dad, a Rolls-Royce? No problem, class president goes to Kiki." The parent representative read off the list, all smiles as she handed out seats and class officer positions.