My Boyfriend's Sassy Cat Exposed His Cheating Ass

My boyfriend brought home a "stray" cat.

He claimed he was way too busy at work and asked me to look after it.

But the moment he left, I heard the cat mutter under its breath:

"Ugh! Who are you calling a stray? You cheap, cheating scumbag!"

Then, it turned its head toward me. Its voice was filled with pure frustration.

"I'm a purebred Maine Coon! I cost eighty thousand dollars, honey!"

"I was supposed to be a romantic gift from your boyfriend to your best friend. But those two realized I'm way too high-maintenance. They were too lazy to feed me, so they dumped me on you.