My Cheap Ex Wanted a Free Buffet, So I Served Him a Prison Sentence

My coworker invited me to an all-you-can-eat Japanese buffet. It was $78 per person.

I took a picture and shared it with my boyfriend, but he completely lost his mind.

"A $78 buffet? Are you eating food or gold?!"

"Greedy women rot in hell for gluttony! Aren't you afraid of getting your tongue ripped out?!"

To get a free meal, my boyfriend rushed to the restaurant and tried to force me to fake food poisoning with him.

Watching him roll around on the floor, howling like a dog, I took a step back and shook my head.

"Sorry, I don't know this man."

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