My Neighbor Gave Me Dead Skin, So I Made Her Regret It

The first day I moved into my new place, a strange mark showed up on my doormat.

I wiped it away without thinking, but the next day it was back.

Through the security-camera feed, I watched the old woman next door standing on my doormat, scraping dead skin off her feet.

And her dog was peeing right on it.

I couldn't stand it and rushed out to have it out with her, but she brushed me off.

"Don't be so ungrateful. Dead skin off a long-lived person carries longevity bacteria."

"My Baby is a pedigree dog. Her pee is a gift, the greatest good luck you'll ever get!"