My Sister-in-Law Sold Her Family Jade to Send Me to College

"You'll sign this whether you want to or not! Where are you going to go after the divorce? Who'd ever want a worn-out old hag like you!" Sean's roar rattled the living room windows. He slammed a stack of divorce papers down onto the coffee table hard enough to knock over the watermelon he'd just sliced. Red juice ran across the whole table, looking exactly like some kind of dried bloodstain.