My Sponsor Publicly Read My Crush Diary, Yet I Don't Love Him

The day before I was supposed to meet my sponsor, I ran into him losing a bet with the campus queen, and the forfeit was reading my secret crush diary out loud in front of everyone. Phineas laughed under his breath and tossed the diary carelessly onto the table. "You think some dark, backwater fisherman's daughter is good enough to like me? If I hadn't been in a spat with Bess back then, I never would have sponsored her." The whole crowd blew up.