My Wife's Boss Branded Her "Number 24"

"Babe, my boss won't let you touch me. He’s going to check tomorrow."

When my friend told me his wife wouldn't let him touch her, it completely shattered my worldview.

He also told me that his wife’s boss had created a Snapchat group for his female employees. There were exactly twenty-four women in it.

But when I saw the screenshot of that group, my heart stopped.

Because the twenty-fourth woman in that group looked exactly like my wife!

1.

Two days ago, my childhood friend, Ford, and I were out having drinks when he told me the most bizarre story.