My Wife's "Gay" Bestie Crossed the Line, So I Ruined Him

While we were in the hot spring, my wife’s male best friend suddenly shoved me underwater.

He yanked on my swim trunks, ripping them, trying to expose me to everyone in the pool.

Then, he pointed at the birthmark on my butt and laughed.

"A psychic healer told Chloe that this birthmark means he was a gluttonous pig in his past life!"

"Oh my god, Chloe, your husband's is so much smaller than mine. How do you even stomach that? Haha... Tell me, whose do you like better? Mine or his?"

I struggled to stand up, instinctively trying to cover myself.