My Wife's Water Broke, I Rushed Out to Play Cards

I'd just finished dinner when a childhood friend called to invite me over for cards. I was about to head out when my wife, ten months pregnant and washing the dishes, suddenly clutched her belly and begged me: "Honey, my water broke. Can you drive me to the hospital?" I took out my phone and pulled up my payment QR code. "That'll be a hundred for the ride."