On Valentine's Day, My Boyfriend Gave Me a Moldy Orange

It was Valentine's Day. I bought my boyfriend a camera, and he posted about it on his socials three days straight. He was thrilled, and he gave me a fancy jewelry box in return. I opened it, full of hope. Inside was a moldy orange. "A moldy orange? Babe, did you grab the wrong one?" "Nope! That's the gift I picked out just for you. Surprised?"