Oops, I Sent My Lingerie to My Ex

I accidentally sent my Amazon package to my ex-boyfriend's address.

The worst part? It was a set of super-sexy lace lingerie.

My ex texted me on Snapchat: [Are you really this wild now?]

Mortified, but determined not to look weak, I bit the bullet and replied: [Yeah. My new boyfriend likes it that way.]

He went dead silent. A long time later, he texted back: [Can you break up with him?]

During our two years of dating, heading all the way to wedding planning, I had proposed breaking up with my boyfriend, Zach, a total of eleven times.