Paying to Date, Called a Gold Digger, I Reclaimed the House

Before my boyfriend and I moved in together, he said he'd cover the rent and I'd cover the groceries. But the rent was fifteen hundred a month, and the groceries ran at least three thousand. I figured couples shouldn't split things down to the penny, so I let it go. One day, while he was chowing down on the crab I'd bought, he mumbled through a mouthful: "My parents and my sister are coming to stay for a while this weekend, so buy more groceries."