Roommate Reported My Exam Fraud, But Only I Wrestle Yaks

On the first day my name went up on the public results board, my roommate suddenly kicked the leg of my stool, his eyes bloodshot to a frightening degree.

"You dumbass, you scored dead last on the written test. How the hell did you get hired?"

I rubbed my arm, still sore from wrestling that bison to the ground yesterday, and frowned, genuinely puzzled.

"Can't I have turned it around in the interview?"

Classmates were already drifting over.

"Yeah, the civil-service exam is the fairest thing there is. If he nailed the interview, a comeback like that is totally normal."