Set Me on Fire? I'll Seduce Your Son!

I was with my boyfriend for five years when he cheated on me with my best friend.

They orchestrated an "accident" and left me to burn alive.

Twenty years later, my boy toy—who is over twenty years younger than me—brought me home to meet his parents.

When I saw that trashy couple again, I gasped and covered my mouth in mock shock.

"Oh, so Ashton is your son?"

My ex-best friend, looking like a worn-out, haggard housewife, stared at me. Her eyes nearly popped out of her skull as she took in my still-flawless, youthful face.

"You're not dead? And you seduced my son?!"

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