She Betrayed Me in Her Wedding Dress

On the night before my wedding, my friends threw me a bachelor party.

Halfway through, my friend Mason Reed gave me a suggestive look and said:

“We’ve got something even hotter planned, and we booked three strippers for you so you can have one last wild night before marriage.”

I shook my head and refused.

“You guys have fun. I can’t do anything that would hurt my fiancée.”

But Mason said to me:

“You’re way too old-fashioned! Yesterday, my friend hooked up with a woman who was about to get married, and she was crazy in bed.”