Tears Are a Lonely Harbor by the Sea

After Silas came home, I kept catching the smell of perfume on him. His phone wouldn't stop buzzing. I glanced over. The contact name read: Capybara. Silas wrapped his arms around me from behind and explained with a laugh, "New coworker at the office, real easygoing, so we all call her Capybara. Ha, you wouldn't believe it, she can't even do a spreadsheet, total airhead!"