The Code of Karma Goodbye, Ex-Boyfriend

As the top-ranked computer science graduate year after year, I only believed in science and hard data.

I never knew how to compromise, hated kissing up to people, and rarely cared about social pleasantries. Everyone called me cold-blooded.

Only my best friend and my boyfriend would smile and brush it off.

"Can't help it. Geniuses are always lonely. As long as we get you, that's all that matters."

Then, out of nowhere, my best friend fell head over heels into tarot readings, blowing through thousands of dollars in a single month.