The Secret in His Old Phone I Sent My Cheating Ex to Prison

At the reunion, everyone got to talking about the odds of a long-distance relationship actually working out, and they started egging me on to call my boyfriend and pressure him into marriage.

I dialed without any rush, playing it up: "Just transfer me two hundred grand for the bride price right now, and I'll marry you tomorrow."

No surprise, he picked up on the first ring, and my boyfriend Noah Gilbert's voice came through, soft as ever: "Is two hundred enough? Babe, I just put two hundred thousand in your account for spending money."