The Ungrateful Bride Deserves Nothing

My son was getting married soon, so I bought him a $3 million luxury condo as their wedding gift.

To my face, his fiancée cried tears of gratitude. But behind my back, she posted a venomous rant on her burner Twitter account:

"That stingy old hag bought us this pathetic shoebox and actually had the nerve to claim she’s 'giving us a massive head start'!"

"Bragging about a three-million-dollar place? How utterly embarrassing!"

Looking at the exact address on the deed she leaked in her screenshot, I ripped her executive promotion recommendation letter to shreds.