Told to Bark, I Married Another; They Regretted Madly

At the wedding, my fiancé's ex-girlfriend blocked the door of the bridal car, her face full of provocation. "Want to get in the car? First kneel on the ground and bark ninety-nine times like a dog. It means that after the wedding, you'll obey the groom absolutely, like a dog." A wave of absurdity washed over me. Who ever heard of letting the groom's ex-girlfriend cause a scene at a wedding? Then the woman spread her legs apart. "And crawl through under me like a dog, or it means your heart isn't sincere."