Chapter 1

My sister "forgot" to put on clothes again and rushed out of her bedroom stark naked.

She crashed straight into my boyfriend's arms.

Lifting her gorgeous face, she looked up at him with a naive, clueless smile.

That was exactly how my last five boyfriends disappeared.

Four of them had immediate physical reactions on the spot, so I slapped them and broke up with them.

The other one managed to keep his cool, but in the middle of the night, he climbed up the balcony with his bare hands and sneaked into my sister's bed.

When I cried to my parents about it, they brushed it off. "Bianca is just a bit airheaded! She just forgot to put on clothes!"

"If she did it on purpose, would she run around naked every single time?"

With such biased, unreasonable parents, I didn't dare to date anyone for four years.

Until I met Ethan Vance.

He was the most upright and intelligent man I had ever known.

When we started discussing marriage, I brought him home to meet my parents.

Before he arrived, I begged Bianca repeatedly, "Please, just wear some clothes!"

Bianca nodded obediently.

But the moment my boyfriend walked through the door, Bianca was running around the house naked again.

Seeing the triumphant smirk at the corner of her mouth, I suddenly realized her "cluelessness" was just an act put on entirely for me.

Too bad for her, my boyfriend hated idiots more than anything.