The Sweetest Revenge: When My Wife's Lover Called Me 'Dad'

"Who is this? Who are you looking for?"

I thought it was a spam call or a wrong number and was just about to hang up when a hesitant, nervous voice came through the receiver.

"Um... hi. Is Chloe there? I’m looking for Chloe."

If you're looking for Chloe, just say so. Why are you sounding so damn shy?

I was confused for a second, but then it clicked. This must be Chloe’s latest boy toy calling the house.

As her *lawful* husband, I figured it was time to teach this kid some manners. After all, he was the first one bold enough to call our home phone.

"This is Chloe’s... father."